secretlybasic:

Ask me stuff 🙊👌

ohcasyouassbuttiloveyou:

accompaniedsolitude:

Bitten ;)

So… over the weekend i may have been a little unconsciously rough.. I bit him haha sorry baby :P ill kiss it better later :3

Haha it’s legit painless and besides I kinda like it for some reason :3

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

"Never be afraid to apologize to your child. If you lose your temper and say something in anger that wasn’t meant to be said, apologize. Children need to know that adults can admit when they are wrong."

American Humane Society (via maninsun)

(via foundbysara)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after

(Source: lotrlorien)

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

vethox:

i’m fluent in talking shit

uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

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